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                          For the crazy ones.

/* TEAM */

  Owner / Founder:                Xaviero Kajafas
  Contact:                        info@internalhost.eu
  Signal:                         https://signal.me/#PLACEHOLDER
  Sister-company:                 EASEO — https://easeo.nl

/* INFRASTRUCTURE */

  AS:                             AS204729
  Datacenter:                     Qupra DC, Amsterdam
  Network:                        AMS-IX peering · BGP own
  Jurisdiction:                   EU only · GDPR · NIS2

/* COMPANY */

  Statutair adres:                Bijlmerdreef 910, 1103 DV Amsterdam
  Kantoor (op afspraak):          Nieuwe Hemweg 26, 1013 CX Amsterdam
  KvK:                            90174720 (Eenmanszaak)
  Handelsnaam:                    InternalHost (Webhosting)

/* THANKS */

  - Paymenter — open-source billing platform that powers this site (paymenter.org)
  - Laravel — for being a sane web framework
  - PostgreSQL, MariaDB, Redis — boring infrastructure that just works
  - Tailwind CSS — for utility-first sanity
  - The open-source community at large

/* SITE */

  Last update:                    2026-05-03
  Standards:                      HTML5, CSS3, ES2024
  Built with:                     Paymenter 1.4.7 + custom InternalHost theme
  Served from:                    EU only · No CDN tracking · No third-party fonts (well, Google Fonts; sue us)

/* PHILOSOPHY */

  Servers die het doen.
  Support als je betaalt.
  De rest is aan jou.

  De cloud is gewoon andermans computer.
  Hier krijg je de jouwe terug.